May 2010
4 posts
Something REALLY important is happening tomorrow.
I’ll give you one hint:
I get to wear a party hat.
Deep Thoughts. By Montauk
My momma told me I am now a real city dog. I have no idea what that means.
She takes me on walks to get coffee in the morning, the place where she gets coffee is next to a store that smells like laundry. There is a nice lady who works there who meets me in the morning and we sit outside together while my momma gets coffee inside. She pats my head for a few minutes and then goes back to work. I...
I'm BACK!
Hi!
It’s me! Montauk!
I haven’t been blogging lately because I moved to the city and our internet hasn’t been working.
Instead of blogging I have spent my days doing the following things:
Sleeping.
Eating.
Going to the park.
Licking my mom.
Trying to eat plants in the garden.
Licking myself.
It has been a pretty great 3 weeks in the city.
February 2010
1 post
Missing in action
I apologize for being so mia lately (that is a term momma taught me!) but since I have no thumbs and rely on my mom to actually write my thoughts I have been out of luck as she has been busy and my days are spent taking care of the fluffy chew toys she and my dad bring home each weekend for me to play with.
I’m pretty lucky, some of them have really great squeakers inside of them AND they...
January 2010
1 post
2009.
Was my best year yet.
Want to know why?
I was born.
2009 for the win.
December 2009
3 posts
My First Christmas.
All I Can say is I got WAY more presents then Mom & Dad combined. I win.
Good (ish) News!
So my momma and dad left me at the vet, I don’t know where they went but mom kept singing songs about some hotel in California - who knows. The good (ish) news is the vet thinks that I have just sort of torn my knee and I don’t have to have surgery! It is only good (ish) news because it is still a little torn and so it hurts a little bit but the nurses here really love me and keeping...
I am broken.
I went to the beach on Tuesday with my friend Lola and I got SO excited I ran up the steps but my leg got caught and it hurt so so bad and then my mom came and rubbed my head and made me feel better. Then she took me to the vet and they gave me something nice that made me feel sleepy.
The next thing I remember I am stuck in my crate and my dad is carrying me everywhere! The only good thing is...
November 2009
12 posts
Happy Veteran’s Day to my godfather Matt! I don’t know what that means but I know mom & dad are really, really proud of him and mom got all teary when she was writing about him.
Go Matt!
This is how I sound when I stretch (Make sure the sound is on)
October 2009
15 posts
Wake UP!
I learned to turn the light on in my bedroom (it’s mine, I just let mom and dad sleep there) this morning! Mom was SO excited she started yelling and saying words I’m too young to say - see, she is so proud of my accomplishments!
Oops.
I ate a button and a pair of undies and then I threw the button up in my bed and the undies up in the car and then mom kept driving me back and forth to the vet and I wasn’t allowed to eat anything and then today they said I was a-ok and mom gave me chicken and rice.
I liked the chicken and rice, so I may just have to find pretty brassiere to go with the undies.
September 2009
36 posts
Mom keeps telling me I have a stinky bottom, I think I smell delicious but I’m not sure what those noises are coming from behind me - better keep an eye out for a ghost or something.